This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything

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"when i was your age-"


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unhealthy you say? the apple i ate when i was 7 years old begs to differ 

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*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

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one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

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It would be great if the media would stop referring to the exchange between Aliana and her partner’s ex-girlfriend as an "explosive" argument.The pun is not funny or clever. It’s highly hypocritical for media outlets to criticise someone for allegedly using the word “bomb” facetiously and then turning around and doing the same thing themselves.

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"And since we all came from a woman
Got our name from a woman and our game from a woman
I wonder why we take from our women
Why we rape our women, do we hate our women?
I think it’s time to kill for our women
Time to heal our women, be real to our women
And if we don’t we’ll have a race of babies
That will hate the ladies, that make the babies
And since a man can’t make one
He has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one
So will the real men get up
I know you’re fed up ladies, but keep your head up”
- Tupac Shakur